There’s supposed to be something earth shattering and interesting about us in here, but frankly, what could possibly be more interesting than reading the latest dirt on your favorite celebrity? Quite frankly we’re surprised you even clicked the “About” link. What did you really think you’d find here that would be worth your while? I think we know each other well enough by now that I can give you some honest feedback and you’ll take it the right way, right?
I really think you need to get out more often. I mean, hear me out now. It’s not that I’m saying you don’t have a life. Honestly, does that sound like something I’d say? No no no, I’m just saying, well you know, maybe open the front door once in a while and step into the front yard. Yes, during daylight hours. It’s good to see the sun once in a while and maybe a neighbor or two. What’s that? No, your neighbors aren’t out to get you, that’s just a trick your mind is playing on you. Now, go take your meds and enjoy the day. Seriously, we want you healthy.
